All Day Turbo Power Energy
A Fair & Honest Energy Drink Review
All Day Turbo Power Energy Retail Package Description
Revolutionary cap, or not? Discussed further in the Stig's review. Bottle is green with some Jeff Gordony flames at the top and bottom. The cap has the XS Energy mantra, "healthy energy". The back reads just like a On Go Energy or 5 Hour Energy bottle. When choosing to lead, follow, or get out of the way, All Day Turbo Power Energy boldly marched headstrong into the "follow" line.
Here's the obligatory list of claims (redolent of the 5 hour energy's bottle):
- Fast Acting
- Mental Clarity
- Hydrates Body
- Curbs Appetite
- No Sugar
- 0 Carbs
It should say, "We add an extra 1/2 ounce of water to our revolting energy shot".
Caffeine Addict's All Day Turbo Power Energy Review
When I think about energy, my mind can't help but conjure up images of Jimmy Houston and Johnny Bench. After you see these commercials, your mind won't be able to either. (Enjoy the "Bad Dudes" style music in the second video).
All Day Turbo Power Energy tastes like banana and lemon smoothie with vomit sprinkles in the bottom. I shook the bottle amply, as the bottle text suggested, and I still got little gritty pellets of foulness, Johnny Bench pun intended.
$2.99 is absurd, and it's right there in the Bass Pro Shops line, mocking you with it's overpricedness. Ingredients look impressive, and I like antioxidants, but they pulled a Jim Bitter/Bill Buckner on the pricing (fishing and baseball turbopuns intended).
Energy Junkie's All Day Turbo Power Energy Review
When you open the bottle, you note that there's no gross dark spots on the thread where the cap screws on. This is pleasant at first, and the aforementioned residue is prevalent on most energy shots. This drink doesn't have it because there's a foil under the cap. The foil seal is a lie! If you are driving down the road and trying to get this open, you'd sooner get your car to "transform" into a Gobot and crush the woman in the Escalade in front of you, who missed the last left turn arrow because she was turned around disciplining her black lab, instead of inconveniencing herself with the hassles of navigating her environmental monstrosity. You're never going to get the seal peeled off, and if you don't have something with which to poke a hole in it, just put the cap back on and throw it at the dim-wit in front of you and yell, "Fetch".
I don't personally think this tastes any better or worse than most early iterations of 5 hour energy. But, compared to the newer energy shot flavors, this is one of my least favorite.
The ingredients are impressive, didn't do a lot for me, beside perhaps the side benefit of diminishing my chances of developing cancer (as if that's something to write home about).
$2.99, no thank you, I can almost buy a napkin at Dean and Deluca with that kind of money.