Watch out A-Team, the grenade bottle is back. With a whole new, not-so-awe-inspiring flavor. Bomba Sugarfree boasts the standard grenade shape, and pull pin cap. Otherwise, all glass with a single band label.
I received these glass grenades in the mail, and immediately declared war on my new neighbor. I knew he was secretly planning to violate our armistice. Once I saw two Big Wheels arrive under the cover of dark last week, it was glaringly obvious we were looking at a guerilla warfare situation. Unfortunately, all the Bomba grenades were duds, and I was only able to knock the side mirror off one Big Wheel by sheer force and weight. I was able to go into his yard, and collect my unbroken Bombas, golf balls, chicken bones, and threatening letters while he was gone to work.
I decided to drink one of the Bombas, and I regretted this decision shortly thereafter. It's a lot like licking the inside of an unsweetened lemonade koolaid packet. Certainly the worst of the Bomba series of drinks.
Things didn't improve after I got over the taste. Bomba Sugarfree is as energizing as a Grizzlies game. After drinking it, I almost mustered the strength to get out of the house when my neighbor set it on fire.
This drink is too expensive. You have to be rich to afford Bomba Sugarfree, which makes me pity the rich. If this is what the spoiled kids I grew up with had to drink, I can see why they are such liberal ignoranuses.
Bomba Sugarfree tastes mostly like unsweetened lemon water. Lots of tart, and very little enjoyment. Bomba Sugarfree is fairly carbonated.
I was not very energized by Bomba Sugarfree either. With about as much caffeine as a cup of coffee, my energy radar barely blipped.
At $1.89, there are a slew of other energy drinks I would buy instead. Namely any of the other great tasting Bomba products. All-in-all, I'm not a fan of this drink. It's a chore to consume, very little energy, and costs too much.