Cocaine Spicy Hot

A Fair & Honest Energy Drink Review

Cocaine Spicy Hot Retail Package Description

Cocaine Spicy Hot High Caffeine Energy Supplement's can is essentially the same as Cocaine Mild. The noteworthy differences are the Christmas ornament red metallic color and the text, "Spicy Hot" at the bottom. Otherwise, it's pretty much the same.

Caffeine Addict's Cocaine Spicy Hot Review

I tried cocaine for the first time a few weeks ago. Once you're on cocaine, it's hard to get off it.

The first order of business is to explain what they mean by spicy hot. On a scale of hot from mild to Butt Blazin Recipe #2 Sphincter Shrinker Triple X Hot Sauce, Cocaine is about a 7. The heat builds, and burns mostly in the throat area, like post-vomit acid burn. Cocaine Spicy Hot couldn't be less refreshing without adding dirt. I could enjoy sipping this next to the fireplace on Christmas Eve in my snuggie, but otherwise, I have no use for Cocaine Spicy Hot. I'd choose the mild every time.

Like Mild, there's no questioning the raw power of nearly 300mg of caffeine, which is what appears to be the medical industry's maximum safe daily caffeine consumption quantity for adults. So, that's the recommended daily maximum in an 8.4oz. drink. It's got other stuff, taurine, B Vitamins and whatnot, but 280mg of caffeine is what will juggle your booboo.

Since Cocaine Mild is drinkable, and enjoyable, it's a far better value. While I love hot foods, I only enjoy hot drinks on rare occasion. I liked Molotov Explosive Energy, but it's on such rare occasion, I've had over half a case in my pantry since last year. If you intend to do anything other than drink this straight out of the can, there may be some virtues to its cinnamony-strawberry flavor, perhaps a spiced apple cider at your Christmas party. The can even has a festive Christmas feel.

Energy Junkie's Cocaine Spicy Hot Review

While the can is pretty, I have no idea why anyone would ever drink Cocaine Spicy Hot. It's like drinking a handful of Red Hots. I was sweating and my sinuses had opened the floodgates before I finished the can. I can taste a hint of the strawberry that's so enjoyable in the Mild, buried under all the burning.

It takes me longer to drink Spicy Hot Cocaine, so I don't feel like I get as hyped as off the Mild. Because I ingest Mild in about 15 minutes, I feel a pronounced energy rush. It takes me about 2-3 hours to muddle through the Cocaine Spicy Hot, and by then, I'm certainly not on the verge of having the jitters.

While the Cocaine's branding is trite, and probably intends to target preteens with its "edgy" street drug antics, no matter how stupid preteens are, they aren't stupid enough to keep drinking this mess. The mild flavor, sure, they may have something there, but unless marketed as a nasal decongestant, the spicy hot should fade into obscurity in the not-to-distant future.