The Sugar Free Crunk!!! Energy Drink can is similarly designed to the regular Crunk Energy Drink, but the can is reflective "silver" in the places the original is red, and red where the original is black. The primary motto is still "Get Crunk!!!". The rim of the can reads, "replenish, stimulate, refresh, invigorate, arouse, energize". Under "Sugar Free Crunk!!!", the text reads, "Contains Real Pomegranate Juice", and, "With Ashwaganda".
After thinking the original was going to be a sham, but being very wrong, I was much more cautious consuming Sugar Free Crunk. I thought it best to not enjoy Sugar Free Crunk alone, but also not in the presence of anyone to whom I was remotely attracted. Unfortunately, Madonna was not available.
I really like the flavor, I taste the sodium a bit more in the Sugar Free version, but overall, it's tart and tasty. It's not terribly thirst quenching, but then, a space shuttle isn't very fuel efficient. This drink seems very carbonated to me, but I've found the more tart a drink it, the more carbonated it seems (Wink, Harris Teeter Traders Lemon Soda, Coolah, just to name a few). To me, Crunk isn't tart like lemons, but can still make your face pucker a bit.
Without being too detailed, this drink does what it says. It does everything it claims, without exaggerating the affects. The text on this can may be the most accurate ever written on a can by the manufacturer.
Between this drink and the regular, I'd probably drink the regular version, but if I was even remotely concerned with the 120 calories in regular Crunk, I wouldn't hesitate to drink the sugar free. Both drinks are first-rate, and debatably worth the full $1.99 price.
Firstly, as with the original, this review is geared toward adults. I've attempted to fashion it in a way that's "family friendly", but this product, and consequently the review, deal with topics that are adult in nature.
To elaborate on my original review, Urban Dictionary's highest ranked definition of "Crunk" is in part as follows:
Whatever it is, it means getting really crazy and *messed* up. And with Conan's introduction of the word to northern suburban audiences, Crunk came into its own as the recognized sound of the new generation of Dirty South Rap, prompting white college fratboys everywhere to wander around going "WHHHUT!! OKAAY!! YEEEAAHHH!!" like annoying *rectal seepage*. and it's all thanks to Lil Jon, and by Lil Jon I mean Dave Chappelle.