DynaPep Energy Micro-Shot Berry
A Fair & Honest Energy Drink Review
DynaPep Energy Micro-Shot Berry Retail Package Description
DynaPep Berry has essentially the same package design and textual information as DynaPep Energy Micro-Shot Cinnamon
Caffeine Addict's DynaPep Energy Micro-Shot Berry Review
You know what 2:30 in the afternoon feels like, right? Alright, 5 Hour Energy takes care of that 2:30 feeling, but what about that 5:30 feeling? You've already spent $3 at lunch to feel good for the rest of your work day. Now it's time to go home and take care of the really stressful things in your life, namely your wife and kids.
For most of us, work is the easy part of our day. Now it's the afternoon, you're home from work and you've got to deal with:
- your mother-in-law, calling to tell you what a better husband you could have been...before asking for money to repair the house she never should have bought
- Your 3 year old putting bubble bath in the dishwasher
- Your wife leaving for a Halloween party dressed like a prostitute, insisting that guys and girls can be friends after reuniting with her high school boyfriend on facebook
- Your daughter locked in her room, because she's 17 and you won't let her date a 24 year old that already has 2 children
- The two middle kids are playing 'Rabid Badger' on the Wii, or something that causes that much yelling and bleeding.
*Not actually a licensed Nintendo or Wii product
What are you going to do? Reach for another 5 hour energy? You've already spent $3 to make it from noon to 5PM. Are you going to spend another $3 just to survive the afternoon with your family?
So, take one DynaPep, so you're prepared for when:
- Your son turns your kitchen into a waterpark...where some of the bubbles are yellow
- Your wife comes home early, because her boyfriend from high school is the same douche bag he was before, and he tried to get in her pants
- Your middle child needs stitches from the 'Rabid Badger Whirlwind'
- Your daughter unlocks the door and comes downstairs, because the guy who was going to 'love her forever'...made it number 3 by getting her best friend pregnant
- At the end of the day, your wife expects you to displeasure her for 2-3 minutes, just like she does every month
So, now you know what 5:30 feels like, so take one DynaPep and have energy all afternoon, and all night. Because your day doesn't end when you leave work.
Energy Junkie's DynaPep Energy Micro-Shot Berry Review
What can I say about Dynapep? I was pleasantly suprised when Jason asked me to review the new berry flavor in it's "new" packaging. Like previous versions of the product, the new packaging still makes me feel like I am taking a shot of "Blue Velvet Nuke" which is somewhat appropriate because I do feel like my teeth wiggle after drinking it. The new containers are less square looking, more rounded and sleak looking.
The taste has definately improved compared to the old base flavor, which I assume is what the company is marketing as the "new cinnamon flavor", but I wasn't able to talk Jason out of any of the cinnamon flavor, so I'll have to wait until I can find it in stores later this month. The berry flavor lacks most of the mediciney-gag inducing highlights of it's predecessors. Sadly, I did not find it particularly berry flavorful, but whatever flavor they're aiming for does make it independently drinkable so I did not feel my normal compulsion to chase the micro-shot with another beverage. I can only describe the taste as sweet - which simply works for ingesting such a tiny amount.
As far as actual energy goes, Intocell continues to deliver on a superior product that keeps me running for a solid 9-10 hours. I find myself intently focused on whatever I am doing, what my kids are doing and what any people that make the mistake of coming within 25 feet of me happen to be doing. I find that I can solve their problems faster then they can - sometimes before they even know they have one. The effect is close to immediate, and lasts as advertised through the day. Many people swear by a regular meal schedule while taking Dynapep, I've tried it both ways and found only an incremental improvement in the length of it's effect by adding small meals throughout the day.
My biggest complaint about the product is local availabilty - finding these is worse than tracking down the Chubacabra, but an equally worthwhile endeavor. I understand GNC is supposed to start carrying the new formulas soon - which will cut down on the need to order it direct.