On Go Energy Shot Berry Blast

A Fair & Honest Energy Drink Review

On Go Energy Shot Berry Blast Retail Package Description

Except for the colors being purple to pink, and the cap reading "berry blast", this bottle is essentially the same as the On Go Energy Shot Lemon Lime.

Caffeine Addict's On Go Energy Shot Berry Blast Review

This isn't your mother's energy shot. I've had your mother's energy shot, and it tastes like Spicy V8, Vodka, and that filmy residue that was left in the bottom of her Wendy's Biggie size cup/bedpan. On Go Energy Shot Berry Blast doesn't taste like any of those. It tastes like a rather tart, rather thick mixed berry syrup. It's less syrupy when served chilled (as the bottle recommends). It's pleasing to the palate, and goes down so smoothly you consider having another. But since the energy rush already has you roid raging like Chris Benoit, you think it best to wait 5 hour until your next pick-me-up.

This drink helps me stay focused, I have an easier time working and staying concentrated on the task at hand. That's not to say that when I get up and move around, I'm not a bit less inclined to sit back down, or that periodically I don't get up and "float like a butterfly", imitating Muhammad Ali around the office. It's a good mix of the two.

Almost all energy shots lose points with me on value, and this one follows suite. If you're not particularly price sensitive, I say go for it.

Energy Junkie's On Go Energy Shot Berry Blast Review

This drinks doesn't claim to be "High Octane Body Fuel", and it doesn't claim to help you "Party Like a Rockstar", nor does it tout being "DELIGHTFULLY UNREFINED ENERGY". On Go Energy Shot Berry Blast doesn't claim to help people solve crossword puzzles faster, work out a little longer on the elliptical machine, finish an extra load of laundry, run 4 minute miles, carry a truck, set things on fire with laser vision, or fly. I'm here to tell you it does all those things and more. *The aforementioned may be a slight exaggeration. In fact, I was able to fly, carrying a truck, and fight terrorism with my laser vision. You may have seen me flying around with my American flag cape fighting crime and helping cure world hunger by fertilizing the arid barren regions of the earth with On Go's high potency world growth formula. *Again, perhaps a slight fabrication of the truth. Compared to me, Superman looks as much like a pansy as Danzig after being punked by Danny from the North Side Kings. *This part, on the other hand, is true. If On Go Energy Shot Berry Blast were a color, it would be blue, because every other color sucks.

Seriously, this stuff is delightfully tasty. It is like a condensed Bookoo Wild Berry sans the carbonation. No nasty, artificial sweetener, or medicine taste in this guy, just smooth drinking satisfaction. Both On Go flavors are genuinely the best energy shot flavors on the market, I prefer the lemon lime, but the berry is still sensational.

Like the lemon-lime, this energy shot delivers the goods, hours of energy and no crash (which I rarely experience with any drink, and I never even really considered until 5 Hour Energy Shot began touting that they didn't cause you to crash).

For a mere $2.99, you could also be pwning Al Qaida n00bs with cannon arms and rocket feet. *Cannon arms and rocket feet sold separately
*These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA