Savage Sugar Free

A Fair & Honest Energy Drink Review

Savage Sugar Free Retail Package Description

Best when cold. Sugar Free Savage Energy, taste the untamed energy of Monster...I mean Savage, and feel the power. The jungle is yours to roam, yours to rule. Release the Monster...I mean Savage in you! The sugar free blue and black theme bear a MONSTERously strong resemblance to another beverage on the market. This comes in a pretty nice bottle with a MONSTEROUS mouth opening.

Caffeine Addict's Savage Sugar Free Review

Did we already do the "Monster" joke? Oh, ok. Well, your mom drinks Sugar Free Savage Energy. I think you just got told. Anyway, I personally think this does have a lot in common with Monster, but I think this has a tarter flavor. I feel a little sick after drinking this, perhaps one of the not-so-common ingredients doesn't agree with me.

When I was finished drinking this, I never wanted to drink Savage again, in a way that is similar to never wanting to smoke another menthol after my first Salem full flavor 100. In a similar way, if I needed caffeine enough, I'd knock another one of these back as quickly as I'd smoke a broken Sonoma Menthol off the floor at the Waffle House if I was having a nic fit.

For $1.99, I could buy pretty much any energy drink, and this one doesn't do a whole lot to set itself apart from the others. The only thing I have to say about this bottle is that it makes a nice plastic club for beating things if you hold it upside down by the neck.

Energy Junkie's Savage Sugar Free Review

Firstly, the mouth on this bottle is almost as big as Jason's, but energy drink comes out of Savage's mouth, and only peanutty turdlettes of stupidity come out of Jason's mouth. I may be the only one, but I prefer energy drink. I know we've had some fun mocking the similarities to Monster Lo-Carb, but I didn't intend for us to have any fun. I was dead serious, it's Monster Lo-Carb in a bottle (albeit a fantastic bottle).

It's pretty energizing, some of the usual suspects, and some new ones "L-Carnitine-L-Tartrate", which apparently is for the transport of fatty acids (Carnitine), and antioxidant (Tartrate). I am becoming increasingly distraught by manufacturers not disclosing mg of caffeine.

At $1.99, this is pretty much Monster Lo-Carb with a jungle cat on the front. If you prefer bottles and cats to cans and the letter "M", you will prefer Savage over Monster. Otherwise, there's no real difference.