Sin Vitality Drink Greed Free

A Fair & Honest Energy Drink Review

Sin Vitality Drink Greed Free Retail Package Description

This can is as bland and uninspiring as Sin Vitality Drink Greed Lemon. The only difference being that the word "Free" appears, and the mixture of red, white and black are arranged differently.

Caffeine Addict's Sin Vitality Drink Greed Free Review

When I was about 14, I met this girl. It was love at first sight, for me at least. I don't know what her problem was. I couldn't figure out if she thought I was ugly, or annoying, or she knew what I was doing with my sister's Barbies. Found out when I got older, it was a combination of at least two of those. Anyway, even though she wasn't interested, she was always giving me just enough attention to keep my tagging along behind her, like a castrated dog on a leash, being dragged down a gravel driveway with his tail between his legs.

So I did the kind of stuff every fake guy friend does, pretend to care about her drug problem, listen to her cry on the phone when she thought she was pregnant. I wasn't like her other guy friends, I mean, she'd make out with them. She said our friendship was too special, she didn't want to ruin it. No matter how much I threatened, bribed or begged, or told her how our friendship didn't mean anything to me, she still didn't want to go out.

Well, one day, she starts showing me all this attention. We go on a couple of dates, I take her to some nice places like Pizza Hut. Turns out, she was just trying to make this other guy jealous. Well, it worked, they got together, and that's the last I heard from her...until yesterday.

I get a Facebook friend request, start looking at her pictures. She wound up marrying that guy, they've got a couple of kids. They've got all kinds of money, nice cars, good looking friends. What have I got? A copy of Better Homes and Gardens, a mosquito problem, and every night free to play fantasy card games.

Oh yea, Sin Greed Sugar Free...don't drink it, it tastes like piss.

Energy Junkie's Sin Vitality Drink Greed Free Review

Next Generation Beverages, (former) makers of Sin Greed Free, say their goal is, "To revitalize the beverage industry with innovative products and marketing, Next Generation Beverage is the brainchild of a team of businessmen-Rich Wilson, Ross Pantano, Thomas Toscano, Luis Fernandez and Nat Salvemini,Ph.D.-each eager to revolutionize the industry." It would have helped to start with an innovative product, and if their innovative marketing efforts (including a website that's already down) are any measure of the success of that endeavor, I think the Next Generation Beverage guys may want to stick to just copying everyone else with their marketing efforts, which is what they did with this product, instead of doing all the revolutionary stuff they went on about.

About half way through this review, we realized that this drink is most likely out of production. The only place we hear echos of it being available are places like Big Lots, Dollar Tree, Dollar General, Family Dollar and any other place with "dollar" in the name. Since we'd already put forth the effort to make a video review, we decided to stick with it. The one unlikely side-benefit for the most-likely-dissolved Next Generation Beverages, is that at 50 cent per can, one of their beverages might break into "average" for their value rating...but I wouldn't get my hopes up.

The only really positive thing I have to say is that it's sugar free and low in sodium. Lots of drinks put salt in to make drinks palatable, Sin Greed just left their drink unpalatable.

It tastes like overtly artificially sweetened lemon water. It's like any other sub-par to part 8.4oz. energy drink on energy, and I guess if they're out of outdated cans of anything recognizable, I might buy these for 50 cent at Big Lots.