Stacker 2 Yellow Jacket Energy Shot

A Fair & Honest Energy Drink Review

Stacker 2 Yellow Jacket Energy Shot Retail Package Description

"6 Hour Power"! Stacker 2 (Whatever happened to Stacker 1? I've wondered what happened to Street Fighter 1 as well). "Extreme Energy Shot". "Improve Performance, Increase Energy, Enhance concentration". A yellow bottle, with some quasi-threatening looking bees on it.

Caffeine Addict's Stacker 2 Yellow Jacket Energy Shot Review

Stacker 2 Yellow Jacket Extreme Energy Shot does not taste very good (as I've come to expect from energy shots), but unlike the other poor tasting shots, this is also not energizing. At least after I choke down an Upshot Energy Shot, I feel like I got a contact crack high for the next few hours.

I really didn't get anything from this energy shot. Pretty much all the Stacker 2 products are as energizing as a warm glass of milk on Christmas Eve. I drank it about 2PM, and could have gone to sleep for hours by 2:30PM. Then, I guess "6 Hour Power" is a better tag line for an energy shot than "30 Minute Fasting Acting Sedative".

At least these are cheap, when you buy them online. Some Amazon stores have them as cheaply as $11 for 10. Of course, giving them away wouldn't be a bargain for me. Anyway, just remember, "Stacker 2 = Rubbish" and you should be ok.

Energy Junkie's Stacker 2 Yellow Jacket Energy Shot Review

No, I have not been drinking, and I don't remember asking you. Maybe some of us have better things to do than talk to our l337 linux friends about inconsistencies in "Hackers", and "The Matrix". Who cares if Trinity hacked the IRS DB, and how silly it is that it's assumed the IRS would run one huge DB that was all-encompassing? Have you ever considered leaving the house and doing something fun with friends "in RL" that want to do something besides paintball, Magic the Gathering, or hang out at the Winchester? Nobody cares how big your monitor is, how much RAM you have, or whether your CPU is water-cooled. Lastly, would it kill you to buy a shirt from a store other than thinkgeek or jinx? They sell shirts with collars, you know. I won't even begin to explain that the iron is used to make those shirts unwrinkled after you leave them in a pile of Metal Gear action figures, Doritos, and Diet Coke cans. By the way, drinking Diet Coke with a 22oz. bag of Doritos isn't going to make you lose weight, Jane Fonda. Lastly, those shirts aren't shrinking in the dryer, you're just getting fatter.

That being said, the Stacker 2 Yellow Jacket extreme energy shot interestingly didn't taste as bad as Stinger Enraged Raspberry Energy Drink or Stinger Pounding Punch Energy Drink, it's pretty plain, like bland banana mush. Even though it tastes better, it's still about as useful as Jason. Suck on that!