Crunk Berry

A Fair & Honest Energy Drink Review

Crunk Berry Retail Package Description

In the tradition other Crunk!!! energy drinks, Berry Crunk!!! accurately purports that it will: invigorate, arouse, energize, replenish, stimulate, and refresh. Berry Crunk!!! comes in a tasteful purple can with black and white text, with metallic highlights. The text in the top left reads, "Get Crunk!!!", and the name is diagonally situated and reads, in detail, "Berry Crunk!!! Energy Drink Contains Real Acai and Grape Juice". Below in black, "with Ashwaganda" and below that in white, "Horny Goat Weed". The back of the can is mostly black, with information (often hard to read) about getting then latest Crunk!!! news, events and promos (I believe incorrectly written "promo's"). Made in the U.S.A. No artificial colors, flavors or preservatives. Produced for Solvi Brands LLC, Atlanta, GA 30308. 1.877.WE.CRUNK!!! (I was unable to find the "!" on the phone).

Caffeine Addict's Crunk Berry Review

Berry Crunk!!! is the best energy drink I've ever had over ice. Berry Crunk!!! is too sweet and thick for me, when consumed directly out of the can. The more chilled it's consumed from the can, the more enjoyable, but I always find myself waiting too long, and the drink gets thick and far less refreshing. When served over ice, I actually find it more enjoyable as the drink stays cold, and the melting ice dilutes the overtly sweet flavor. I experienced similar results enjoying Jolt Power Cola over ice. I'd describe the flavor as extra tart grape soda with a twist of lime, a spoonful of awesome and maybe about 1/4 cup too much sugar.

Last Saturday, I had a fishing tournament. If you're not familiar with bass fishing tournaments, they usually progress something like: getting a great deal of things ready, going to bed at 11PM, getting up 3AM, usually driving a truck/boat a great distance, fishing all day, then attending a meeting for an hour and a half or so, get things ready again, charge batteries, fix whatever broke on the boat that day, go to bed late, sleep poorly in a hotel, sleep off and on again from 11PM to 3AM, and fish again all day. I had a Berry Crunk!!! on Friday around 3:30AM (after a lovely breakfast at Waffle House, where I was subjected to a glorious conversation between a dude with nefarious intentions and a barely post-adolescent girl talking about her first time "dancing"). That Berry Crunk!!! kept me going all day, and even managed to drive out the awful taste of the carnal Waffle House dialogue. FYI, I had a Grape NOS on Saturday, which I would say is almost identically as energizing as Berry Crunk!!!

I enjoy Berry Crunk!!! but I personally wouldn't pay over $2 for it. At $2.39, I'd spend the extra $.60 and get 23.5oz of Jolt Wild Grape (drink) or, if it's available in your area, $2 for Grape NOS. If Grape NOS and Berry Crunk!!! were both available somewhere for $2, I'd pick Berry Crunk!!! 80%+ of the time.

Energy Junkie's Crunk Berry Review

While I take issue with any celebrity who currently has "Lil" in their stage names, and exponentially more contempt for anyone who has insisted that the "Lil" be removed from their names, I admit that I am uncompromisingly a fan of every sugared version of Lil Jon's Crunk!!! Energy Drink franchise. The original, citrus, and berry flavors are all so indescribably scrumptious, I recommend you sample them all. On that note, I'll describe this 60g of carbohydrates treat as accurately as I can, but there is no way to do it's other-worldly flavor justice.

It does have a grape soda base flavor, but the flavor sensation doesn't stop there. The flavor is far more tart then a standard grape soda, the kind of flavor that tingles a little way back in your jaws. It goes down very smoothly when served iced cold. The flavor is so delectable it reminds me of those fancy $6-8 drinks that girls get when you're paying, and forget to thank you for after you've purchased 4 and they leave with a guy that looks like the Rock...and you're pretty sure his whole entourage points and laughs at you on their way out.

Berry Crunk!!! is plenty energizing, and contains a hodgepodge of ingredients that somehow combine like Voltron to make good on each claim the rim of the can asserts ( invigorate, arouse, energize, replenish, stimulate, and refresh).

This drink can be purchased by the case and shipped to my house for $2.39/can. I think shipping varies, and may cost a great deal more to have this shipped to your home. If you can acquire if for $2.39-$2.50, I recommend you try it. If you can find it for $2 or less/can, I recommend you invest in a moving truck to transfer that store's inventory directly to your home, office or home/office.